when suddenly a wild cute girl with pink hair appears and sits next to me
my mind: OSHIT IS THIS REAL LIFE? AM I DREAMING?
girl: hi! do you play starcraft?
girl: haha, you just look like a starcraft player
me: I would play it if my laptop could run it…
girl: awesome! I love starcraft
*thinking* what kind of random introduction is that? and how does one LOOK like a starcraft player? D:
Why the fuck don’t I get cute girls with pink hair asking me if I play starcraft
“WHY YES I DO I’M MASTERS LEAGUE AND I HAVE A HEART OF THE SWARM BETA.
SO, YOUR PLACE OR MINE?”