*sitting alone in my new college like the introvert I am*

pervertchampion:

when suddenly a wild cute girl with pink hair appears and sits next to me

my mind: OSHIT IS THIS REAL LIFE? AM I DREAMING?

girl: hi! do you play starcraft?

me: …wut?

girl: haha, you just look like a starcraft player

me: I would play it if my laptop could run it…

girl: awesome! I love starcraft

*thinking* what kind of random introduction is that? and how does one LOOK like a starcraft player? D:

Why the fuck don’t I get cute girls with pink hair asking me if I play starcraft

“WHY YES I DO I’M MASTERS LEAGUE AND I HAVE A HEART OF THE SWARM BETA.

SO, YOUR PLACE OR MINE?”

(Source: moenaut)