March 2012
Just wrote 3 paragraphs of an English prompt on How I Met Your Mother
I’ve never seen an entire episode
Oh shit SMYM 13 is a week from Saturday
The echo of Cobden: there is a point where my... →
princessnecrophilia:
that point is usually when they shoot five fucking people and manage to kill three of them.
i’m sorry, i could care less if he seems “terribly compelling” or “deep” or “tragic.”
he killed people.
three people.
he shot five.
he opened fire in his school building…
joshishollywood:
How has the horror industry not cashed in on teen bloggers romanticizing murderers yet, that story writes itself
vulgarword-cuteword:
i asked skittles why their slogan is taste the rainbow when there are no blue skittles. they said:
In response to your request, tasting the rainbow encompass all of the Skittles varieties which includes a blue Skittle.
ya got me good skittles.
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deusexignis replied to your post: I HAVE A JOB
me too! i just filed my payroll stuff today! i somehow obtained a IT job at SLU
Awesome! Good luck!
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deusexignis replied to your post: you’re kidding with the given thing aren’t you
oh god oh god mental images that I didn’t want ever i am very surprised by this though but also nicely done
well this is awkward
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Listen
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there are no other ways to celebrate the acquisition of my job but by listening to biggie
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mortal-stampede replied to your post: I HAVE A JOB
CONGRATS!
danceswithdeadmaster replied to your post: I HAVE A JOB
Congrats!
Thanks =D
I HAVE A JOB
February 2012
witchoftruth:
sillychen asked: I can't be honest with myself about wanting to mate with you
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thepursuivant:
I can’t help but roll my eyes whenever Obama starts talking about gay rights. I’d say he isn’t fooling anybody but then I’d lying.
Anonymous asked: you're kidding with the given thing aren't you
Anonymous asked: 5,6,31,63,69,1,... 86. ihihihihihihihiihihihihihyeyeuruehuehueu
Reblog if you'd date one of your followers.
sillychen:
ricebowll:
shainecomeback:
blahbobasaurus2:
i-am-hetastuck:
mochiyoshka:
tuhpinkavenger:
thegreatestandmostpowerful:
askdarklyspectre:
askcolt6:
I’m reblogging this from her o///o
HAHAHA
oh the things you don’t know.
wwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeellllll
Maybe ONE of them
*v *
and i am
oh
Maybe a couple *scurries in hiding*
You know who you are…
AHAHAH FUCKERS
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richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete tools to all the cars driving by
I hope Rick Santorum orders a pizza and expects the pizza to be the best he’s ever eaten, but it is a very mediocre pizza and it ruins his...
HONESTY HOUR OH BOY
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight?
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. had lice?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes?
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100.broken a mirror?
pretension-repulsion:
if someone says that their favorite music is ‘anything but rap and country’ means that they’re not a desirable person to associate with basically
Email from (local dining hall manager)
“Hey Daniel, still looking for a job? There’s an opening at Mark Twain. Contact me as soon as you can.” HOLY FUCKING SHIT
This sounds too good to be true. They must be open at a time when I have class.
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my doctor tells me to “try harder” to sleep
my parents tell me to “try harder” to get a job
they should “try harder” to be actually helpful to me